Welcome to the Cringe Mall
Enjoy your stay, you will never want to leave.
I am a developer, quasi animator, music enthusiast, finger smeller, quasi voice actor, affiliate marketer & operator, good looking bastard, SEO specialist, NGO Volunteer, so congratulations you just hit the jackpot.
I am going to answer some questions before the price list because I have gotten quite a few of these in the mail:
Q: Can I resell your services
A: Yes. I am also capable of <24hour turnarounds.
Q: Is there a limit to how many and how often I order?
A: No, I welcome the pain.
Q: I don't want someone who smells fingers, can you just stop?
A: Nope.
Q: Will you come to my house, office, or shrine/dungeon/kill room I made for you and do the work?
A: Maybe, we'll have to talk about travel.
Q: Are you serious? Sometimes it's hard to take you serious.
A: Yes.
Now for the greatest prices in the universe:
All prices are one time fee unless otherwise noted.
"/" means per
Website(1-5 Pages) - $50
Having a website is super important and super helpful. It can be a central hub for everything that is you and that is totally yours to control. It will make you easier to be found by search engines and listing sites.
Hosting is provided free free for life as long as you let me put a powered/built by stamp at the bottom.
You will be responsible for purchasing a domain, there are even free ones out there. I will not host sub-domains unless they're from a domain you own. If you need help getting a domain I will help you.
I do everything pure code in html/css/js but can use a cms like wordpress or one I've built if you wish to maintain yourself.
Convert Wix/Weebly/(any free builder site) to a Pro Website - $25
They're crap, rip-offs, and tacky. I will slice my base price in half just to save you from these terrible platforms.
Website Add-ons
Store - $2.50/Item
Sell merch with your brand or artwork on it, if you need supplier of merch too ask me.
Blog - $1.50/Post
Blog can auto post to all your social medias at once to keep them all active.
Custom Donation System(Paypal/Stripe/Etc) - $5
Look professional without using third party donation systems and their harsh fees.
Member System/Forums - $5/1000 users/Month
Give your fans a place to congregate
Monthly Pro SEO - $50/Month
With the PRO SEO package the link to your site will be spread accross multiple sites daily, this also includes links to all your socials and publishing platforms.
Logo - $25
Everyone needs a brand or a mark, I will give you 3 mock-ups to choose from.
Pro YouTube/Video Intro - $15
Your logo or brand in a sleek intro to making the start of your videos pop, I will give you 3 mock-ups to choose from.
Movie/Game Trailer - $20
Some of you are here because of my trailer lol. I will require highlights from the work.
Movie/Game Trailer Add-Ons
I make the highlights - $20
I will require access to the work
Voice Over - $5/100 words
I'll be your voice
Game Server Hosting - $5 Setup Fee + $0.50/Plugin + $1/slot/month*
*Price subject to change
Games I support: Minecraft, Rust, and Terraria. You will have direct support from me.
Game Server Add-Ons
In game support - $30/month
I will come into the game and setup/maintain plugins and resolve plugin and sever based issues. Security for $1 a day, that's not bad huh?
Link your site to your server for VIP donations - $25
The hot revenue stream of game servers. Sell VIP perks, encourage your users to donate, relax. Perfect if I am also building your site :)
Miscellaneous Services
Transcription of video/audio - $4/10 minutes
Forum Signature - $3
Link Blast - $1.50/Link or $75/100 Links
Instant Website/Business in a box - $150 + $10/Month
Turnkey solution. Ask about the instant website only if you're the entrepreneur type.
Game Development/Design - Contact Me
Message me here on Newgrounds and we can go from there.
Will answer all questions, and do consultation free prior to asking for payment.
This list does not represent everything I am capable so feel free to just ask me what I can do for you.
All services have a strict no refund and I charge no tax.
