Before we get to the free stuff, I want to make some announcements.

No this wasn't clickbait, I promise it's all worth it.

Muzika my music gadget here on NG hit 48K+ views, you guys are so awesome. Just the best audience.

The future of Muzika is bright. Mobile app on the way, and many mix editions for Newgrounds in the meantime.

I just released a trailer for Doc 2, you can view it HERE on Newgrounds.

There's a contest associated with that.

I went to make a song for the Audio Deathmatch, then started making a music video, and from there I made the trailer for Doc 2. Wasn't the plan, but that's what happened.

Congratulations @BananaBone for winning a contest that he was the only entrant for.

Reading really pays off.

Will that game end, or will BananaBone keep the game going? Only time will tell.

The other day I used the toilet, and by golly it was the greatest toilet time ever. There were fireworks and everything.

Alright Cringeteers, now for the free stuff. Woot Woot.

That's what you're here for, after all.

I have 3 individual gifts for the Grounds. 2 of these gifts are infinite in amount, the third must be won.

These gifts will be available until August 1st 2019, after which I may do this again.

Each user is eligible to receive all 3 gifts.

Gift 1:

Animated Intro

I will make an animated intro for your video channel. 100% Free

I say "video channel" because clearly there are a plethora of video sites that people use, besides YouTube.

Conditions*:

1) Channel has to meet at least one of the following criteria:

• Channel must be at least 3 months old, proof via oldest video
• Channel must have at least 10 original videos
• Channel must have at least 100 followers/subscribers

2) Limit one per Newground user and/or Channel.

3) You have no say in the design of the animation.

4) You will get your animation when you get it.

5) No Refunds

It's best if you have a logo, brand, OC, or some image that represents you.

How to get Gift 1:

Message me here on Newgrounds with "Gift 1" in the subject line

Include a link to your channel, and a link to your transparent logo/image if you have it.

Gift 2:

Promotion

You will be inducted into a network of my own creation that promotes social media, websites, streams, among other things; no it won't require any work on your part besides what you already do.

You will also be given the opportunity for unique sponsorship, with my support along the way.

All 100% Free

Conditions*:

1) Must be a creator(Musician, Artist, Game Dev, Writer, Youtuber, Twitcher, etc.), cannot be for a business or organization.

2) The majority of your content cannot be NSFW

3) Must produce original content

How to get Gift 2:

Message me here on Newgrounds with "Gift 2" in the subject line

Include links to all your profiles, sites, channels where you publish content. If all your links are on your NG profile just let me know. I will review them, and get back to you asap.

Gift 3:

Game Server(The Contest)

1 person will be given Administrative power over a game server for a game of their choice for 6 months 100% Free.

Website, donations system, vip perks, etc. Everything all inclusive.

Conditions*:

1) You must have a PC(Duh)

2) Must be for a game that allows private servers(Minecraft, Rust, Terraria, etc.)

3) You must write a five hundred fifty-five and a half word essay on why you think you would be a good Admin and why you like the game you have chosen.

4) Must have a Youtube, Twitch, or similar with gameplay of you playing the chosen game.

The reason for conditions 3 & 4 is to give me a good idea of the individual I am handing a game server over to.

Winner will be selected on August 1st 2019.

How to enter for Gift 3:

Message me here on Newgrounds with "Gift 3" in the subject line

Include a link to your channel, your essay, and the game you choose in the message.

Gift 4:

The Secret Gift

KingCringe's love.

How to get Gift 4:

You already have it, don't lose it.

FAQs

Q: Why are there conditions for gifts 1 & 2?

A: Because I foresee these gifts being abused if I just give them away to everybody.

Q: Do I need to be your fan to be eligible for these gifts?

A: No, but it would be SO cool if you were my fan here on Newgrounds and/or the Twitter thing.

We could be best fans.

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: Because I'm a nice guy with ulterior motives that are for the greater good.

Q: People normally charge hundreds to thousands of dollars for this stuff. Are you high or something?

A: Why are you asking all these questions, are you a cop?

Q: Do you really love me?

A: Yes, just as friends tho.

Q: Can I get the game server without writing an essay?

A: lol, no.

Q: Five Hundred fifty-five and a half words, are you daft?

A: Yes, good luck!

Q: What if I don't read this, and don't get your gifts or enter your contest?

A: Then I guess it might default to that one champion that took the time to read the long ass body of text that I took the time to type. Maybe I need to make a game called Time for Reading. Nah.

Q: Induction? What is this, the Illuminati?

A: I'm done answering questions.

*The conditions for the Gifts can and may change.